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07-01-2009
Mawlawchee by Ben Drinen
06-01-2009
Successful P's by Chris Vaughan
Excerpt from Dear Vito by Mickey Z.
As the Song Goes by Ryan McBride
05-01-2009
Menage a Deux by Hugh Fox
Maybe I'm Stupid by Steven Schutzman
04-01-2009
Americans vs. Aneurysms by Eli Richardson
Application For The Chaparral Writers Society by John-Ivan Palmer
03-01-2009
Swearing: A Bedtime Story by John Grochalski
Excerpt from Dear Vito by Mickey Z.
01-01-2009
Two Pauls by Warren Buckles
Moments by Christopher Hart
12-01-2008
The Waiting by Brian Alan Ellis
Symphony #1: Roger Castleman by John Grochalski
11-01-2008
A Splinter from the Devil's Mirror by Bryn Greenwood
Between You and the Man-Sized Prophylactic with the Zipper by Tom Bradley
Chief by Warren Buckles
09-01-2008
Routine by Felipe de Oliveira
Automatic Transmission by Warren Buckles
08-01-2008
The Axiom of Choice by Jim Chaffee
07-01-2008
A Pleasure Jaunt with One of the Sex Workers Who Don’t Exist in the People’s Republic of China by Tom Bradley
Making the Switch by George Sparling
06-01-2008
The War Prayer by Mark Twain
05-01-2008
About the Dog by Robert Aqunio Dollesin
04-01-2008
The Coup by Peter Schoenau
03-01-2008
Art School by Zach Plague
Consitutional Puppies by JR
02-01-2008
Selection from The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrope by Kane X. Faucher
Party Pooper from Make Me by Eli Richardson
Una Noche Perfecta para Sanguijuelas por Jim Chaffee (tr. Sonia Ramos Rossi)
01-01-2008
A Night in Cameroon by Kelly Jameson
Missile by Jason Jordan
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Junk-Pure

By Forrest Armstrong

view from matrix by Katalin Marton

There is a place where the matter in the air alone chokes pedestrian. Buildings run alongside a bleak road that never sees use. A body of water languid green like a dead jungle stands in the center, shattering into receding shards of glass at the first solemn touch.

At night giant embryonic bandages hang suspended from the clouds. Sinners traverse them like a catwalk with the invincibility trance up. Tonight, as I walk under the starlit sky, I see one get cocky and drop to the cement twenty yards below. He pops like a water balloon, latex skin flaring against the impact, blood whiplashing in the air like a fountain waterfall. I throw a lit cigarette into a gas well and watch the whole block ignite.

No one notices. That's the best part about living in a city that's in the later stages of decomposition. The city's falling apart everywhere; a skyscraper comes down here, a street combusts there: What's the difference?

One sinner lowers a bag of pitch black H on a fishhook with a note attached: "Pure satanic junk, straight from you-know-where: replace on hook with a twenty spot and it's yours, baby, shoot wisely…" I've seen someone try to cheat a dealer by grabbing the bag and taking off with it. The dealer doesn't usually have much to stick around for so he has no problem taking a swan dive onto the junky and snapping his spine… as long as the punk who tried to cheat him dies it was worth the suicide.

steam engine by Katalin Marton

When I step under the catwalk a shadow blocks me out. A star pulsates anti-energy overhead, light spinning into the nucleus like a garbage disposal. Thick smog the color of Satan's underbelly drapes dense around my ears. I walk through the streets in a haze…

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I stand in front of a mirror masturbating to myself masturbating to myself masturbating to myself etc., when my visage disperses and a black face like a bull with horns comes into focus. I jump back in recognition. Quiver-pull up my pants.

"What's wrong, kid," Satan says. "You knew I'd come for you eventually. Think you could live on the lip of hell forever and I wouldn't even notice you?"

"No, no, of course…" I stumble. "Drink? Tea? Anything?"

He steps out of the mirror. He's even more terrifying when he takes shape, the same sheen of power as a prize-horse. "You never touch junk, eh?"

"Not yet anyways, sir, but at your suggestion I could begin immediately—"

"You don't think my junk's any good?"

"I'm sure it's the best there is, sir, it's just—"

"It ain't about the junk. Christ, stop shittin' your pants, kid, I'm here to talk business. You're still alive and resting on the razor's edge. God's hands and mine stand equally outstretched on either side, so I ain't here to claim you just yet. Sit down."

I sit down fast and he continues, "Now listen kid, surely you assumed the Devil's got his agents, right? I got dealers laced throughout the city but I ain't omnipotent, you know? I only know what I see, and sometimes it ain't the whole story. Dealers try and skim off the top, you know what I'm sayin'? And some will go even further. I got guys I supply who think they can compete with me. So it's your job to weed out these faggots and turn ‘em in. You're an insider now. You fake dead. You walk the beltway of sinners at night and you get to know these assholes. Then you nark ‘em out."

He turns and starts to walk away.

"Do I have a choice?" I say.

"No you don't have a choice, you fuckin' loser. I'm the Devil." He walks into the mirror and again I can see my reflection, sheer-white.

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JC with wings by Katalin Marton