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09-01-2012
The Gospel of Wealth: Towards a New Generation of American Consumership By Jim Chaffee
08-01-2011
Rick Perry leads Baal worshippers in prayer meeting By Pig Bodine M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
02-01-2011
A Film Too Far: The Battle of the Strait of Hormuz By Jim Chaffee
08-01-2010
Maurice Stoker quasireviews The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrophe: A Polemical Ensemble by Kane X. Faucher By Maurice Stoker
06-01-2010
Boozer Allan Hamilton Justifies the Tea Party By Boozer Allan Hamilton
04-15-2010
Keith Olbermann Freaks Out Pig Bodine By Pig Bodine
06-15-2009
Saving California: Secession and the Reagan Scheme By Pig Bodine
05-15-2009
Maurice Stoker on Tom Bradley's Even the Dog Won't Touch Me By Maurice Stoker
12-15-2008
Two Glad Tidings from The Marshall By Marshall Smith
11-01-2008
Sarah Palin's Party of God By Maurice Stoker
09-15-2008
Double-Ended Dildos Manufactured at Cosmodrome By Kane X. Faucher
07-15-2008
At the Airport By Tom Bradley
05-01-2008
Building the Perfect Weapon By Thomas Sullivan
04-01-2008
CNBC Wins Pequod Institute Award for Excellence in High School Journalism By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
03-01-2008
Pig Bodine's Funky Financial Cooze Network Topological Finance for Aging Bald Dudes By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2007
Un Mensaje Navideño del Director General Por Sandra Ramos Rossi
Christmas Parades are a Deadly Derangement of Culture and other Seasonal Asides by Kane X. Faucher
11-01-2007
Euphotan, Protoplasmic Flash, and their Properties by Nail, with commentary by Chevy the Scientist
10-01-2007
Suggested reading, Universitatis Merdalina Literature 734.5, Advanced Topics in Mathematical Literature: Pseudo-British/American/Pidgin English Literature, Tensor Products of Novels and Poetry for Quasi-Conformal Plagiarism in Modern Genre and its Relationship to Sexual Identity and Morphisms by Maurice Stoker
08-01-2007
The Unexamined Life in Hell: Peregrinations Across The Diagnosis by Alan Lightman by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2007
Presidential Politics in the Year of the Toad by Boozer Allan Hamilton Ph.D.
04-01-2007
An Eleventh Tonkin Scenario by Donald Dickerson
03-01-2007
The Second Annual Howard Littlefield Boosterism Award for Economic Forecasting Awarded to Boozer Allan Hamilton by Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2006
Maurice Stoker On Writing a Prize Winning Best Seller by Maurice Stoker
11-01-2006
¿Study says lack of talent? by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
08-01-2006
US Cracks International Terrorist Ring by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2006
Pig Bodine Solves the US Immigration and Education Dilemmas in One Blow by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
05-01-2006
Maurice Stoker Anent Two Errors in Thomas Pynchon’s Mason and Dixon by Maurice Stoker
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Rick Perry leads Baal worshippers in prayer meeting

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I was amazed that thirty thousand people showed up for Rick Perry's prayer session to Baal in Houston. Though he didn't pack Reliant Stadium, I didn't realize there were so many Baal worshippers in Texas. Of course, journalists are so clueless that they cannot distinguish Baal worship from Yahewh or Jehovah worship. But then, most of the journalists in the US cannot read. Critical thinking is well beyond them. It needs to be said, Forgive them Lord, for they are clueless. However, it is well known among Christians in Texas that Perry is a Baal worshipper. Look at the drought he brought on the state. It is well documented that he was warned by a prophet named Elijah (same as his predecessor in Kings) the Texan that if he did not turn away from Baal, his state would suffer the same fate as Israel under Ahab. That earned Perry the nickname Rick "Ahab" Perry among the true believers.

The hysteria of the attendees was fun to watch, much as the Baal worshippers described in I Kings Chapter 18 were probably fun to watch. Apparently quite the same. Admittedly, it is difficult to distinguish some Christian worship from that of Baal or other Gods. For example, the difference between Pentecostal and Macumba ceremonies are indistinguishable. So it was perhaps no surprise that the Baal worshippers in the Reliant Stadium were confused with some ilk of Christians. However, Perry has this drought problem brought on by his Baal worship and he made prayers to Baal to end the drought. But as Elijah the Texan pointed out, the prayers to Baal are doing no good. Perhaps Perry's God is taking a shit, as the original Elijah had commented to the Baal worshippers of his day, and cannot attend to the matter of drought until he exits the crapper.

It is rumored that Elijah the Texan is hiding out in the Davis Mountains. Meantime, the Tea Party continues to insist that the Earth is flat, which the leaders of the Republican Party have agreed to make a party plank.

It does cause one to wonder if with Romney running and Perry a potential candidate (and perhaps Palin, who is known to have asked the blessing of an African witch doctor) the US is about to elect its first Pagan President in modern times. Thomas Jefferson, of course, if not an outright atheist was a Deist, a form of Paganism to which many of the founding fathers subscribed, so it could be seen a return to the national origins. However, Baal worship, Mormonism and African Shamanism are not considered so rational as Deism.

Pig Bodine M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA

July 7, 2011

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