Presidential Politics in the Year of the Toad - 1

by Boozer Allan Hamilton Ph.D.

Not BAH's intention, and in fact against policy within confines of this seldom-read online rag and its so-called publishers, to extol political candidates. But in approaching farce of ostentatious display of ceremonially choosing President of US from cloned cluster of group-thinking insiders, a particularly creepy lot of mental midgets vetted by corporate overlords for presentation to voters emerges. Ought be reconsidered carefully before pulling levers, pushing buttons or marking Xs as mainstream candidates represent finalization of imperial power. Right-thinking voters ought look to fringe candidates, those already marginalized by corporate media in grip of holy saintliness of US-British-Israeli axis of evil.

Of course, hope for groundswell of rational thinkings within wrongheaded mass of USA bozo eligible voters is pipedream making overlords lose sleep, if taken seriously. BAH he knows full well even current discussion without point, given USA voters infinite propensity to (editors note: ser in Portuguese, not estar, emphasized by Hamilton himself) totally fuck up selecting leaders. USA citizens do and believe and enjoy as subliminally directed by censored media bombardment, educational indoctrination, self-imposed ignorance, common stupidity and inane stilted insipidity visiting islands of shopping, diversion feeding lust for vicarious thrill and fleeting leisure obscuring angst amidst quotidian sea of pointless make-work to maintain indentured servitude to debt for materials with sole purpose the feeding of perpetual Ponzi scheme that is USA economy.

Amongst distasteful chosen herd of sick bastards seeking Presidency of USA, consider first hysterical Democrats who voted for invading Iraq now scrambling to label that sorry clusterfuck Bush’s war. Hypocritical nonsense. They voted for the damnable thing, and now sorry sacks of shit fall all over each other rushing to take it back, invalidate it, apologize for it. Only a moron falls for such perverse performance, akin to falling for grotesque perfidy presented by current administration as intelligence.

Some politician claiming he, she or it fooled into voting for USA's modern crusade via trumped up evidence is liar or idiot (or both, using here non-exclusive "or" applying to little so-called conservative chimp America elected President). If lying sufficient excuse to exclude people from elected office no one anywhere elected: political campaigns equal sequences of lies. However, particular lie in question evidences gutless inability to stand up for truth widely available and clearly known. Manifold stories within both corporate-censored US media, as well as international, freer media quoted experts within US and international intelligence communes calling every damned piece of so-called evidence of WMDs into question. UN officials (including Brits) they all knew Powell lied, and though now he claims to be dupe, his faceless minions stood amongst those tightening mesh on bullshit filters. Worse, foisting blatantly stupid lie insults intelligence of anyone with half a brain, and people making such insults become arrogant turds in office. Such criterion ought exclude majority of Dems running for President from serious consideration, including all front runners but Obama.

So BAH, he says spotlight on Obama at this moment. Consider candidate statements on Iran. Any candidate saying all options remain atop table is dangerous, as this includes unannounced nuclear strikes. Mike Gravel highlighted same issue saying three front-runners and Biden scared hell out of him. I concur. Scare me too. These front runners are loonies. Given Obama's statements regarding Iran, he would have voted yes for Iraq, so automatically lumps himself into group that did.

This idea Iran so dangerous with nuclear capability belies one simple fact: to this date, of all nations only USA ever used nuclear weapons and only USA openly espouses nuclear weapons for tactical tools, for conventional arms, though surely Israel would not hesitate in this regard. "Small nukes" proposed by supertoad Dick "Sapo-boi" Cheney, laughed at by Bush senior, has ear of Junior. It seems from BAH's perspective the US, sprouting regimes that grow more irrational per election, has grown too unstable to allow nuclear capability. Perhaps disarming US or trade sanctions against US ought be on table at UN, but this is impossible for now due to economics. This becomes clear with BAHM.

Only two Dems show even pitiable credibility. BAH he chooses Mike Gravel from this lot. Dennis Kucinich, whacko as he seems, appears more rational than Junior Bush. Very idea of Junior Bush as President loomed terrifying in the beginning, so to wail regarding a candidate to be inexperienced or weird is absurd for a nation that elected twice a man whose only success due to his own efforts, whose only experience, was as drunken and drug-addled draft dodger and mediocre student in Ivy League where failure is only possible if oneu commits felony on campus. With business efforts become stupendous flops saved by good fortune of bail-outs from Daddy and Daddy's friends, guardian angels his entire life. Even now he falls back to them, even while engineering disaster of US economy and foreign affairs. Pathetic, man his age, President of USA, tied to Daddy he reputedly pleases and defies. Sadder than syndrome of Male Clinton.

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