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12-15-2008
Two Glad Tidings from The Marshall By Marshall Smith
11-01-2008
Sarah Palin's Party of God By Maurice Stoker
09-15-2008
Double-Ended Dildos Manufactured at Cosmodrome By Kane X. Faucher
07-15-2008
At the Airport By Tom Bradley
05-01-2008
Building the Perfect Weapon By Thomas Sullivan
04-01-2008
CNBC Wins Pequod Institute Award for Excellence in High School Journalism By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
03-01-2008
Pig Bodine's Funky Financial Cooze Network Topological Finance for Aging Bald Dudes By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2007
Un Mensaje Navideño del Director General Por Sandra Ramos Rossi
Christmas Parades are a Deadly Derangement of Culture and other Seasonal Asides by Kane X. Faucher
11-01-2007
Euphotan, Protoplasmic Flash, and their Properties by Nail, with commentary by Chevy the Scientist
10-01-2007
Suggested reading, Universitatis Merdalina Literature 734.5, Advanced Topics in Mathematical Literature: Pseudo-British/American/Pidgin English Literature, Tensor Products of Novels and Poetry for Quasi-Conformal Plagiarism in Modern Genre and its Relationship to Sexual Identity and Morphisms by Maurice Stoker
08-01-2007
The Unexamined Life in Hell: Peregrinations Across The Diagnosis by Alan Lightman by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2007
Presidential Politics in the Year of the Toad by Boozer Allan Hamilton Ph.D.
04-01-2007
An Eleventh Tonkin Scenario by Donald Dickerson
03-01-2007
The Second Annual Howard Littlefield Boosterism Award for Economic Forecasting Awarded to Boozer Allan Hamilton by Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2006
Maurice Stoker On Writing a Prize Winning Best Seller by Maurice Stoker
11-01-2006
¿Study says lack of talent? by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
08-01-2006
US Cracks International Terrorist Ring by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2006
Pig Bodine Solves the US Immigration and Education Dilemmas in One Blow by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
05-01-2006
Maurice Stoker Anent Two Errors in Thomas Pynchon’s Mason and Dixon by Maurice Stoker
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The Second Annual Howard Littlefield Award for Putting the Con in Economics Awarded to Boozer Allan Hamilton - 2

Awarded by Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA

Biographical sketch

Two Frogs Hugging, Sandwich Isles

Boozer grew up on the streets of Rio de Janeiro, an abandoned child running with a pack of abandoned children. Living by his wits, escaping police and militia death squads alike, he somehow learned to read and speak not only Portuguese but English, French, Spanish, German and Czech.

He also showed an aptitude for mathematics. Hanging around outside the Instituto de Matemática Pura e Aplicada, he asked questions of those coming and going until someone realized he was asking about flows on manifolds. Word circulated within the prestigious institution and people wondered where a street urchin would pick up such ideas. Soon young Boozer was admitted and rapidly moved beyond most of the faculty. In time he delivered seminars but was dismissed when he stole money from a family that had taken him in.

After this he disappeared for several years, resurfacing in Belo Horizonte at the Universidade Federal de Minas Gerais (UFMG). He approached Professor Borisas Cimbleris regarding his work with Nicholas Georgescu-Roegen in the area that has come to be called Thermoeconomics. He handed Professor Cimbleris an outline for a PhD thesis that led to his doctorate the following year.

Again Boozer disappeared, only to reappear with a series of papers revitalizing Thermoeconomics and Evolutionary Economics. This time he was offered a position at Princeton, but his predilection for hanging out at certain notorious parks and men's rooms and general street hustling cost him that job within a few years.

Of course, this didn't help him secure another position, but his mathematics and economic work continued with a series of papers, including some mathematical works in stochastic partial differential equations and random tensor algebras over Hilbert manifolds which led to further work on infinite dimensional Lie algebras. Finally, he secured a position at UEH where he ate and drank prodigious quantities and gained so much weight his street hustling days ended. It was at this time that he seems to have lost any sort of fastidious habits of personal hygiene. Besides work, his only other activity was spending time with street people. Here he picked up a taste for young women and men, usually in groups, on the opposite side of hustling. His feats of appetite have been commemorated in Haitian poetry and painting.

Eventually he fled Haiti's political breakdown, a situation he considered more dangerous than living on the streets of the favelas of Rio. The depth and scope and originality of his work brought him back to UFMG and Rio with plum positions, though he claims his real love is Haiti, an irony with Brazilian troops now part of the peacekeeping mission.

Two Frogs Hugging, Sandwich Isles