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08-01-2011
Rick Perry leads Baal worshippers in prayer meeting By Pig Bodine M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
02-01-2011
A Film Too Far: The Battle of the Strait of Hormuz By Jim Chaffee
08-01-2010
Maurice Stoker quasireviews The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrophe: A Polemical Ensemble by Kane X. Faucher By Maurice Stoker
06-01-2010
Boozer Allan Hamilton Justifies the Tea Party By Boozer Allan Hamilton
04-15-2010
Keith Olbermann Freaks Out Pig Bodine By Pig Bodine
06-15-2009
Saving California: Secession and the Reagan Scheme By Pig Bodine
05-15-2009
Maurice Stoker on Tom Bradley's Even the Dog Won't Touch Me By Maurice Stoker
12-15-2008
Two Glad Tidings from The Marshall By Marshall Smith
11-01-2008
Sarah Palin's Party of God By Maurice Stoker
09-15-2008
Double-Ended Dildos Manufactured at Cosmodrome By Kane X. Faucher
07-15-2008
At the Airport By Tom Bradley
05-01-2008
Building the Perfect Weapon By Thomas Sullivan
04-01-2008
CNBC Wins Pequod Institute Award for Excellence in High School Journalism By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
03-01-2008
Pig Bodine's Funky Financial Cooze Network Topological Finance for Aging Bald Dudes By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2007
Un Mensaje Navideño del Director General Por Sandra Ramos Rossi
Christmas Parades are a Deadly Derangement of Culture and other Seasonal Asides by Kane X. Faucher
11-01-2007
Euphotan, Protoplasmic Flash, and their Properties by Nail, with commentary by Chevy the Scientist
10-01-2007
Suggested reading, Universitatis Merdalina Literature 734.5, Advanced Topics in Mathematical Literature: Pseudo-British/American/Pidgin English Literature, Tensor Products of Novels and Poetry for Quasi-Conformal Plagiarism in Modern Genre and its Relationship to Sexual Identity and Morphisms by Maurice Stoker
08-01-2007
The Unexamined Life in Hell: Peregrinations Across The Diagnosis by Alan Lightman by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2007
Presidential Politics in the Year of the Toad by Boozer Allan Hamilton Ph.D.
04-01-2007
An Eleventh Tonkin Scenario by Donald Dickerson
03-01-2007
The Second Annual Howard Littlefield Boosterism Award for Economic Forecasting Awarded to Boozer Allan Hamilton by Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2006
Maurice Stoker On Writing a Prize Winning Best Seller by Maurice Stoker
11-01-2006
¿Study says lack of talent? by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
08-01-2006
US Cracks International Terrorist Ring by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2006
Pig Bodine Solves the US Immigration and Education Dilemmas in One Blow by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
05-01-2006
Maurice Stoker Anent Two Errors in Thomas Pynchon’s Mason and Dixon by Maurice Stoker
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Maurice Stoker Interviews a Spy - 4

MS: I’d like for you to briefly expand on that statement about alienation of citizenry from the government.

K: Not all the citizens … not yet anyway. It’s a gradual process. Right now the US is in the hands of Christian mullahs and ayatollahs who gained control of the election process at the primary level and at the PR level … twice elected a God-intoxicated President who casts the universe in black and white terms of good and evil. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for themselves … Americans being the most poorly educated and semiliterate and unable to reason of all the people in the industrialized world and not knowing it because they don’t travel or read or work in difficult occupations requiring thought, which we fill with educated immigrants … they don’t see it. Worse, being more superstitious than any third world country, a lot of ‘em believe he does represent God and talks to God. He is truly a President of the Babbits, but the US has a larger proportion of Babbits now than it did in Sinclair Lewis’s day. In fact, most Americans would aspire to be Babbits, and want nothing more for their kids… . But then Americans are perhaps the most cowardly people on earth ... and they don't understand fundamentalist Christianity's incompatible with freedom.

MS: How do you mean cowardly?

K: Well, how many of these flag-waving patriots you see sending their kids to join up and fight? Army can’t make recruiting goals without incredible bribery, and then the best get out fast as they can. And haven’t you seen the shift in television commercials? Used to be, when I was a kid, they sold everything with sex. Now the citizens are too scared of AIDS and God or whatever to do sex, but they are scared of flu and infection and old age and heart attack and stroke and inability to retire without eating out of trash cans and car wrecks and getting lost in their cars and terrorists and God knows what else … every damned commercial plays to that fear. I don’t see that anywhere else in the world.

MS: You sound kind of cynical.

K: You sound kinda stupid.

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MS: So you say this doctrine is being tested in Iraq. How is that?

K: What’re you? Stupid? We tested the same damned doctrine in Vietnam, though it hadn’t been called that. We used it in WWII, Korea, every damned war there ever was. The bit about establishing a viable government is essentially the same as establishing a satrapy.

Where you been? You really think this is about fighting a ragged band of terrorists who found one of the multitude of holes in our porous national security?

K: A war on the liberty of the citizens of the US by the religious nuts running the country. Only the citizens don’t really understand it. This is about government taking more control.

MS: You mean by pushing constitutional powers of the President over the powers of the judicial and the legislative branches of government?

K: That whole separation of powers thing’s been a crock from the beginning. Don’t forget the US was started by a bunch of angry white men … all property owners … who hated to pay taxes. The high sounding words about freedom and liberty and all that was pure nonsense. I mean, women didn’t have the right to vote until the 20th century. And worse yet, that bit about all men created equal in a country full of slaves? Black slaves? And slave-owners like Washington planning to steal land from the Indians? Were they equal? Maybe they weren’t men... .

And now Antonin Scalia holds séances with Clarence Thomas … which is why he wasn’t nominated as Chief Justice … soon maybe the two new nuts’ll join ‘em … to find out how these dead white men would return our century to theirs.

MS: You don’t sound like someone who ought to be defending our national security interests

K: Why? I am part of a sizeable minority within the community living on the taxpayers in exchange for national security. Some are better compensated than others. We mostly do it for the money, dude. I am very well compensated. Plus the fact is I get to live in a free country somewhere in Europe. It’s no surprise lots of us want to work Europe … want to retire in Europe. The US is not a free country, particularly now that the religious nuts are running it. And it’s gonna get worse.