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08-01-2011
Rick Perry leads Baal worshippers in prayer meeting By Pig Bodine M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
02-01-2011
A Film Too Far: The Battle of the Strait of Hormuz By Jim Chaffee
08-01-2010
Maurice Stoker quasireviews The Vicious Circulation of Dr. Catastrophe: A Polemical Ensemble by Kane X. Faucher By Maurice Stoker
06-01-2010
Boozer Allan Hamilton Justifies the Tea Party By Boozer Allan Hamilton
04-15-2010
Keith Olbermann Freaks Out Pig Bodine By Pig Bodine
06-15-2009
Saving California: Secession and the Reagan Scheme By Pig Bodine
05-15-2009
Maurice Stoker on Tom Bradley's Even the Dog Won't Touch Me By Maurice Stoker
12-15-2008
Two Glad Tidings from The Marshall By Marshall Smith
11-01-2008
Sarah Palin's Party of God By Maurice Stoker
09-15-2008
Double-Ended Dildos Manufactured at Cosmodrome By Kane X. Faucher
07-15-2008
At the Airport By Tom Bradley
05-01-2008
Building the Perfect Weapon By Thomas Sullivan
04-01-2008
CNBC Wins Pequod Institute Award for Excellence in High School Journalism By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
03-01-2008
Pig Bodine's Funky Financial Cooze Network Topological Finance for Aging Bald Dudes By Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2007
Un Mensaje Navideño del Director General Por Sandra Ramos Rossi
Christmas Parades are a Deadly Derangement of Culture and other Seasonal Asides by Kane X. Faucher
11-01-2007
Euphotan, Protoplasmic Flash, and their Properties by Nail, with commentary by Chevy the Scientist
10-01-2007
Suggested reading, Universitatis Merdalina Literature 734.5, Advanced Topics in Mathematical Literature: Pseudo-British/American/Pidgin English Literature, Tensor Products of Novels and Poetry for Quasi-Conformal Plagiarism in Modern Genre and its Relationship to Sexual Identity and Morphisms by Maurice Stoker
08-01-2007
The Unexamined Life in Hell: Peregrinations Across The Diagnosis by Alan Lightman by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2007
Presidential Politics in the Year of the Toad by Boozer Allan Hamilton Ph.D.
04-01-2007
An Eleventh Tonkin Scenario by Donald Dickerson
03-01-2007
The Second Annual Howard Littlefield Boosterism Award for Economic Forecasting Awarded to Boozer Allan Hamilton by Pig Bodine, M.Sc., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
12-01-2006
Maurice Stoker On Writing a Prize Winning Best Seller by Maurice Stoker
11-01-2006
¿Study says lack of talent? by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
08-01-2006
US Cracks International Terrorist Ring by Maurice Stoker
06-01-2006
Pig Bodine Solves the US Immigration and Education Dilemmas in One Blow by Pig Bodine M.S., Ph.D., BM2, BEM, MAD, MDMA
05-01-2006
Maurice Stoker Anent Two Errors in Thomas Pynchon’s Mason and Dixon by Maurice Stoker
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Maurice Stoker Interviews a Spy - 2

MS: By way of introduction, can you tell us something about yourself?

K: No.

MS: Then it would seem we have already arrived at an impasse.

K: Abstractly speaking I’m a virtual warrior. Not always, though. Attended the finest war colleges in the world … including those in the US. But my specialty is nonlinear information warfare. I command a segment of that front from Europe.

MS: By virtual warrior, you don’t mean to say that you don’t exist in a corporeal sense.

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K: Maybe. Can you see me?

MS: Can you explain a little about nonlinear warfare?

K: A little. It’s a load of manure. There’s no such thing. Or else it’s a triviality. Pinheads who teach such bullflop like to point to the battle of Lodz in 1914 as an example in classical times. But the North Vietnamese general Giap taught us more about it beginning in 1968 with his distributed methods. Everyone thinks Vietnam was guerilla warfare, but it wasn’t. Was light infantry acting in a distributed fashion, which is what the Army likes to call nonlinear in its operational doctrine of “AirLand warfighting.” Except Giap had no air component. And the U S Army acted liked they were fighting WWII, which cost them the war without losing the battles. Or so it seemed. Mostly nonlinear means that troops are not stretched along a line, except by communications. Which is dangerous for centralized operations unless you can guarantee secure communications, as we learned in Vietnam thanks to the Walkers.

MS: You mean the spy ring led by John Walker.

K: Staffed by military personnel who sold codes used by ground troops. No telling how many died from that asshole’s greed.

MS: Back to the topic. What are centers of gravity?

K: Fancy name for infrastructure, or headquarters, or sometimes just a way to break the will. These goons like to sound scientific, but they aren’t even near science in this. It’s old, this idea, but no one talked about it in the old days like they were scientists. When we bombed German railroads or factories in WWII, we were attacking centers of gravity, either directly or by cutting off their supply lines. When we firebombed Tokyo to demoralize the Japanese or wiped out electricity and other necessities in the Balkans under Clinton, we were doing the same. The will of the nation to continue is a center of gravity. Besides having hard value as infrastructure, these centers of gravity can have highly symbolic value. So the 911 attacks made the US look weak and al-Qaeda strong.

MS: Didn’t that backfire?

K: Depends on the goal. I don’t think it did, since it was a good step toward starting a radical Islamic uprising in the Middle East. Remember that that the schools where radical Islam is taught, where hatred of the US and Western culture is taught, like the schools in Pakistan, is one center of gravity. Though they’re dispersed in space, it’s still a center of gravity … a powerful point of difficulty for our handful of allies in Pakistan … prevents us flexing military muscle there. Iran’s similar. Our hope is indiscriminant killing of Muslim civilians all over the region by terrorists counters these strengths … blows up in the faces of the perpetrators.

MS: An apt analogy. So then what do you think is the strategy in the war on terrorism? Is it a nonlinear type approach?

K: Course not. There’s no real strategy in this so-called war on terror. In fact, there’s no war on terrorism.